IF HOSTEL ROOMS COULD SPEAK

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"The walls of hostel rooms have been the ears to various stories shared over years!"

~The image shown is hypothetical~

*Hello guys!

Its already 3 O'clock of the morning,

Don't you want to sleep?

But please, I want to.

So, will you shut up now!?

Why all of your emotions come up at midnight?

I mean, you don't do anything the entire day but suddenly after 12 AM,

you want to discuss all your life.

        Waah Beta Waah!


*Hey!!

No...Listen wait!

Hello!!

I know you are getting late for the class, but at least lock me dude

How are you so irresponsible?

After you'll leave, someone will come and steal your stuff,

And you are such a fool, that you won't even notice it for 15-20 days!


*Welcome...Welcome...Welcome!

Wait! What is happening?

How many more people are coming? I know it's your birthday, But still!

Okay, do one thing.

Call the entire hostels! Huh! Happy now!

And now don't tell me that you all are dancing for the whole night!

Don't even dare!

You better clean me tomorrow.


*Oh hello!

Stop singing please,

Do you have any idea about bad your voice is!

My ears are bleeding, come on!

Why can't you just take your shower peacefully?

Like please stop...ughh!


*Wow, Its Sundayyy!

You'll clean me today, Right? Finally.

Whhhat!

You are going out today,

No please, you can't do this to me!

Why! Why! Why?

Why can't you keep your things on their place?

Look at me, there are clothes all over,

You don't study, but there are books all over,

I don't know, you have to clean me today!

~Bangs the door~


*What!!

Today also,

No, you tell me, give me answer today!

Am I your room or your mess!

Aren't you bored of this Maggi?

You pay money to the mess to have dinner, right?

Then why make this Maggi every night?

And you don't even put water in the pan after making it!!

Why? Why?


*Oh why so serious man?

You and your friends have gathered first time with the books.

Oh! I see final exams are approaching (Evil laughs ( ͡° ͜Κ– ͡°))

Group study and all...ahan!

~A few moments later~

Bro! weren't you suppose to study?

Why did you start making reels?

At least spare your bedsheet you demon !!


*Hey! Are you alright?

It's not even Sunday today,

It's not any festival today,

It's not any event today,

Then why are you cleaning me??

What happened? Are you okay?

Ohhh!, Now I get it

Your parents are coming...

Ya please, hurry up!

And remember to hide all your stuff please!

~To their surprise, Parents are already on the door!!!~

                              **GAME OVER**

Comments

  1. UnknownNovember 19, 2021 at 9:13 PM

    πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  2. UnknownNovember 19, 2021 at 9:31 PM

    Very true ☺️☺️

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  3. UnknownNovember 19, 2021 at 9:38 PM

    It's so beautifully written!! 😍😍

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  4. UnknownNovember 19, 2021 at 9:48 PM

    πŸ’―πŸ‘πŸ‘

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  5. UnknownNovember 19, 2021 at 9:50 PM

    So relatable

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  6. UnknownNovember 19, 2021 at 9:52 PM

    How can someone write so beautiful.... OMG love you

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  7. UnknownNovember 19, 2021 at 10:32 PM

    Hostel room grievance is never endingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. AnonymousNovember 19, 2021 at 10:49 PM

    I think this blogger is writing the blogs with magical pen....

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  9. UnknownNovember 19, 2021 at 11:33 PM

    Amazing ...

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  10. UnknownNovember 20, 2021 at 3:39 AM

    Mann whatt a writer u are πŸ‘ πŸ‘

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  11. Anjali GuptaNovember 20, 2021 at 9:12 AM

    Graett bruhhh!!
    if hostel room could speak then they definitely praise u✨🌸πŸͺ„

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  12. Akshika GargNovember 20, 2021 at 10:27 AM

    Superb🀩🀩

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  13. AkshatNovember 20, 2021 at 10:41 AM

    Wow... literally looking like hostel rooms are telling the stories ✨✨

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  14. UnknownNovember 20, 2021 at 12:40 PM

    This was so good man

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  15. Vanshika MishraJanuary 10, 2022 at 8:30 PM

    ✨✨πŸ‘πŸ‘

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