EP04: 20 Years Ago...!

Someone said, “20 years ago.” I said, “Yeah, the 1980s.” They said, “No… 2005.” And suddenly, I needed to settle down. It was another Existential Crises I did not see Coming. Because… what do you mean 2005 was twenty years ago — the year I was obsessing over playing Snake on my father's Nokia phone? The year of downloading songs from websites, MP3 players, flip phones, and friendship bands. That’s my childhood, not history! And collecting glitter pens—is now a two-decade-old memory ? Time is not flying. It’s teleporting. In just three months, I’ll be 23. Twenty-three. When my parents were 23, they were married. At 24, they had a child. They were raising a tiny human at this age. They had wedding albums. Tax-saving plans and of course matching curtain sets. They were running households, attending PTA meetings, buying mixer grinders. Meanwhile, I consider a day successful if I remember to drink enough water and don’t accidentally nap for five hours. Moreover I am ...